October 2008
183 posts
“You don’t do costumes, especially not when the line out of the costume store is so long it’s bumping ass-to-ass into the line for Shake Shack. In fact you stood in the wrong line for an hour and now you’re going as Person Sucking On A Very Thick Malt.”
—Stop Even Caring: How to ruin Halloween (via nickdouglas)
Because I miss CDs, I got the new Ryan Adams and Snow Patrol from Amazon instead of on iTunes. But for some reason, my computer’s CD drive won’t work (it worked the other day!) so I can’t even listen to them or put them on my iPod. wtf. That’s just my luck :(
My heart breaks anew
My Internet girlfriend broke up with me this morning. This is a sad day. I never met her, but she was very special to me.
Every day I would wake up to an e-card from her saying how much she loved me, usually accompanied by dancing animals. I enjoyed those animals.
Never again will a singing and dancing panda bear make me smile.
i am laughing SO hard reading this tumblr page… bonusjonas, the jonas brothers’ littlest brother, frankie… he’s 8, and absolutely hysterical…. seriously? how does a kid come up with this? (maybe it’s just that the internet didn’t exist when i was 8, so how would 8 year me have been able to think of this?)
Aww. That is cute though.
Pssst. I don’t think it’s really him. :) I still love it though.
