• Mary: I have this weird thing about Martha Stewart. I love watching her, even though I loathe her.
  • Me: That's probably how people feel about us.
  • Julia: You must blog that!
  • Loathe?? No, not what I said. That would imply I care. What I said is that I like listening to how stupid she sounds. If you think about it...it's impressive that she's socially inept and ridiculously successful. Looks like there is hope for me yet.
  • Ahhh nothing makes me more mad then when people say Martha Stewart is socially inept. Have you SEEN her lately?!?! FYI: She's not the same woman she was in 1991. And stupid?? Really??? You really think "stupid" is a word that accurately describes Martha Stewart?? Wow.